The 2024 election.

If you are invested, as I am, in delivering a humiliating defeat to Donald Trump and his band of fascist losers in the 2024 U.S. election, please consider donating your money or time to any of the following Democrats. Kamala Harris has already raised hundreds of millions of dollars, so your dollars and hours will stretch further with these downballot campaigns:

• Colin Allred is trying to unseat Ted Cruz as a U.S. Senator for Texas. Ted Cruz is known for reading Green Eggs and Ham to oppose the Affordable Care Act and going off to Cancún while his constituents were freezing to death.
• Debbie Mucarsel-Powell is trying to unseat Rick Scott as a U.S. Senator for Florida. Rick Scott won his seat in 2018 by 10,000 votes and his healthcare company defrauded the federal government in the 90s.
• Ruben Gallego is trying to defeat Kari Lake for the open U.S. Senate seat for Arizona. Kari Lake tried to overturn the election she lost in 2022.
• Josh Stein is trying to defeat Mark Robinson in the election for Governor of North Carolina. Mark Robinson denies the Holocaust. If that’s not enough to sway you, then I would suggest throwing all of your electronic devices into a garbage disposal, because the 5G is giving you brain cancer.
• Incumbent U.S. Senators for Ohio, Montana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nevada and Pennsylvania are in danger of losing their seats. I must admit that none of their opponents are particularly offensive, but Democrats need to win the Senate regardless.
• Vermont and New Hampshire also have contentious gubernatorial elections. N.H. has state primaries on September 10, so there’s still time to pick the Democratic candidate.
• Finally, please check if federal- or state-level legislators in your area are in a tight election and support them however you can. You can use this online tool to find the legislators that represent you in Congress plus the relevant state houses.

Even if you disagree with some of the candidates listed here on important issues, as I do, more blue seats mean fewer opportunities for America’s next Joe Manchin to ruin everything. A landslide victory will also discourage attempts to “dispute” the election and help dissolve the cult of personality that threatens to plunge our country into a dictatorship led by the stupidest man alive.

Thank you for your consideration.